A Reading from the Holy Gospel According to Douche

I once had a Tumblr.
I then left this place.
Now I have returned. I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure Jesus pulled the exact same shit.

Monday was a great day. I was in a great mood, so much so that I remember thinking to myself, “Wow, today is really a great day.”

That evening, though, my car broke down on the way to the gym, and I had to walk to a nearby auto parts store to buy extra coolant because my reservoir was leaking.

Tuesday was shit, and my car was just fine.

Today was another great day. I was in a great mood, so much so that, again, I remember thinking to myself, “Wow, today is really a great day.”

This evening, though, my car didn’t start when I was leaving for the gym. I called AAA, but they could not fix it, so I now have to get it towed. It’s most likely the starter this time.

Same great day, completely different car problems. Only two days apart.

Sometimes I’m convinced a universal force exists that keeps me level by knocking me down a notch whenever I’m feeling too good about life. I mean, how else could you explain a coincidence such as that?

1 year ago
  1. allefory said: Murphy’s law in effect…
  2. gospelofdouche posted this